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"Its movements are extremely slow and stiff, its posture hunched, and it gives the overall impression of someone trying to get away with something, but with a guilty conscience about it."

Why did you suddenly stop writing about the bird, and start describing Richard Nixon? Oh, wait...scratch the "guilty conscience" part for Dick....


I told you he didn't eat the fish, despite his guilty appearance...


That's no bittern, it's... the CHUPACABRA!

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