...sooner or later.
A fire broke out in Vice President Cheney's "ceremonial offices" today. The cause of the fire is still uncertain--it's possible that Cheney knocked over a ceremonial candle at one of the points of his pentagram, or maybe Satan temporarily lost control of his fiery pitchfork. Either way, if you're going to perform the sorts of ceremonies Cheney no doubt does, you ought to have a fire extinguisher handy at all times. It's only common sense.