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This being Christmastime, the Veep decided to try and generate some good will toward his fellow man in his heart. The strain caused his pacemaker to overheat, and it sparked the blaze.

Carl Dershem

Nah - he glared at someone too hard, and the hellfire leaked out of his eyes.

Johnny Crow

That is not it at all... from the reports he was at the white house when it happened... you want to know what really happened? They were trying to burn the Constitution, Magna Carta and various other items, when the bonfire got a wee bit out of hand. ;)

Jeff Mariotte

Sadly, any of the above could well be true, considering who's under discussion.

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